Thursday, July 30, 2009

model behaviour

It was like any other day, really. Too warm to sleep, too lazy to do anything but pick scraps from the floor and port them, too un-enthused with the bad luck of a good day on a work day to really care where I ended up at the end of it. To my bike, up the hill, to the boulevard, to wait, to press, to sweat. He came in rather unassumingly, bought a pair of retro sunglasses and tried on a hoody - all the while telling me about what he was up to in this life. He was here with a gallery from Vienna; he is a photographer. A girl had cancelled on him and what a shame! He had hoped to photograph old port. Too bad he said as he paid, & parted & I continued to wait, press and sweat.

About ten minutes pass. He returns:

- Hello again! Vat ees your shoe size?
- Oh, hey! Uh, size ten... (?!?)
- Do you wear makeup?
- Not usually.
- Vat are you up to later on dis eefning?
- I work until seven.
- Would you like to shoot?
- me?

Me. Rushing home after shift, finding random things that could possibly be categorized as 'street' or 'evening' wear, (learning later that my taste is NOT the same as aforementioned european photographer), to my bike, to the old port, to prepare.

He had gone shopping in the afternoon and presented me with a pair of snakeskin, sequined pants and six-inch heels. I knew immediately that this would be unlike anything I had ever done before (and, as it turns out, it was more difficult than posing nude for the sake of art)

He also presented the other model he found along his way; an urban planning major, part time AA employee who has managed to get by in MTL for three years without knowing a word of French. (Damn the pretty ones!)

We drove, changed, posed, (chin down! lips open!) exchanged information and that was that - strike 'modeling' off the bucket list.

I was discussing this with friends and we couldn't agree upon the verb tense in which to turn the phrase (if it ever needs turning in my favour). I was/am/will be a model when the pictures arrive? Yikes. The word can technically be put on a CV (I would never!) but I still don't really know how it applies...

Anyways. The artist responsible for this experience and who I would like to thank graciously is Mr. Arnd Oetting, whose work can be found here.

Photos à suivre for sure, but WHAT a random day,

LOCO

Sunday, July 26, 2009

bonus blurs

The Winnipeg Village, now flocking to AA




the best men. ever.

this isn't a fashion blog but...


good find, right?

(Flowers = vaginas, according to Janelle. Oh well.)

today

6 a.m. bike ride. 24-hour-party-people living. 'Qu'est-ce que on va faire?'

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- this truth is superior to that truth.
- lying by omission.
- going the other way around, thereby seeing it anew.


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some characters came into the store.

the memorable guy, open beer in hand and visibly intoxicated said: hey twoie (toi), tu peux tu vend le linge ici, la?

me (quoi!?): excusez-moi monsieur?

guy: hey fais pas ca, la. la, la, c'est oui ou non parait. fait-mwoie (moi) le respet, en tabarnak.

me (quoi!?!?): d'accord man. on fait des impressions ici, la. ca prend cinq minute a fait. les t-shirts pour hommes sont en arriere.

guy: bein bon. bien bon. (takes a look around & then extends his hand) merci et bon apres-midi, la.

me (extending hand): pas probleme

guy: (grabs my mitt and LICKS IT WITH THE WHITEST TONGUE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!)

enter: other customer.

guy: (stumbles out, satisfied)

me: (windexing my own hand until I can get to the sink in the back.) bienvenue au Bang-On.

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just another day at the office, LOCO

Friday, July 17, 2009

thunderstorm summer.






-

ovulation

- 'I am nice to you because subconsciously I want to have sex.'

- the flicked ash misses the tray completely.

- apparently ovulation makes us more likely to CHEAT

- equations have been surfacing lately, mostly involving algebra where y = context and x = likelihood of commitment. boy, there are variables.

- I. want. to. eat. everything. If a golden bikini wasn't in the immediate future, I'd pack on.

- engrish.com =



- babies, babies, babies.

- goodbye, Myspace.

- Hello Monday

Thursday, July 16, 2009

detox

the five letter word of the week starting now. there will be no booze, no bars, no dancing on tables, and certainly no gastro du village. coming home from winnipeg, there was no way to justify the many montreal antics (besides spending many waking/walking minutes with one mr. r. bars by my side) that have gone down lately. In short, the state has been that of a karaoke zombie (cue thriller) and the hints of jaundice now have my full attention . I would have written drunken, regretful emails had I had the time or space to do so. Maybe I will start them, soberly and with correct grammar, in the next couple of days as I get my blood levels back to normal. stay tuned.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

psyching myself up...

... for school




big sighs,

LB

Thursday, July 9, 2009

...this is the long version

there is always a moment of hesitation to pick up and write about winnipeg. it may just be stemming from the estranged-lover complex we share, the simultaneously painful/joyful memories that are inspired by the old nouns, or the community politics that I am/am not apart of - and therefore don't know if I can speak to. A thesaurus, at this point, would be much appreciated. It is difficult to find the specific words to write about something loved and hated. Inspiring a list of dichotomies - the tired model of difference - I have come up with the following:

- bear hugs / bisoux
- here / there
- memory / reality
- old / new
- babies / adults
- summer / winter
- english / french
- fruit / vegetable

aforementioned lists like these remind me that I can't confuse the two; my towns have different faces. Last week, I stumbled on a newfound, self-conscious Winnipeg. It was like catching someone looking in the mirror, though I couldn't describe what was in her eyes. Love? Hate? Confusion Corner? (someone remind me what that email address is, if you know). It is nice to peek at someone who doesn't realize you are watching them.

... a few quick embellishments:

The immediate, salutatory gesture of a bear hug v. double bisoux is so blazingly opposite I feel required to draw on it and draw it out. On many instances in the last whirlwind winnipeg tour a cool double kiss was half-expected, half-desired in the first few moments of every greeting, but promptly turned into the embrace and closeness of a hug. I had forgotten this, having since grown accustomed to the custom of a kiss or two, and it was a nice reminder. Being vulnurable and comforted by the crush and squeeze of another person's entire body pressed to your own (literally) took my breath away. I was surprised by the familiar touch of a ribcage, shoulderblade, hip, arm, hand. & locked eyes when bodies break apart. This is the Friendly Manitoba style. After a hug like that, it doesn't matter if years have passed, histories have been forgotten, correspondences have been nonexistent and you feel like a bad friend. All that is squeezed out when you have hands on your back.

In terms of the others on the list, connect dots; though perhaps the categorized foodstuffs acting as s bookend seems strange. Before I left the frenchman and frenchtown for winnipeg, my horoscope was read out loud. The abridged version (I should have kept it, as it was so beautifully written) was something along the lines of: "In the coming weeks you will be presented with some forbidden fruit. In the stars, it is not clear whether or not you should take a bite of the fruit or just contemplate its very act of temptation, but either way it will be significant. Good luck." Frenchman and I had a pretty long discussion about who or what the fruit may symbolize, coming to the conclusion that I was a huge fool to admit whom I believed it might be. As it turned out, it was certainly NOT who/what I expected, but tempted nonetheless. It was - vaguely - winnipeg as a whole, winnipeg in specific situations: It was stumbling shamelessly home from the mansion at six in the morning, twice, not really knowing what will (smith?) was up to. It was grooving with no regrets on a dance floor with charming strangers. It was teasing the notion of return, without the (sober) reality. It was getting away with it all, or just feeling like I could get away with it all because I believed I could get away with it all. It was MTL duties and politics as an afterthought, WPG as the present.

---Now that I am 'home' though, the forbidden fruit is still on my mind and an interesting proposal has complicated its matters further. Instead of acknowledging the fruit, discussing it, feeling it out, naming it, owning it, admitting it - I have since slept it off or danced solo on tables at boy's night in rooms full of people who will never know me and with a couple who know me the best. Receiving a garden-variety of advice, I am still no closer to figuring it all out and it could very well stagnate. I could become a vegetable.

--- this is what my horoscope says about it now (which also applies to Richard):

'May you live in interesting times.' That old toast is actually a droll curse meant to be heaped upon an enemy. 'Interesting' implies rapid change, rampant uncertainty, and constant adjustment. What's preferable is to live during a boring era when stability reigns. Or so the argument goes. Reject this line of thought. Celebrate the fact that we're embroiled in interesting times. Proclaim our struggles to navigate the sharp turns and uphill climbs to be a jubilee of the first degree. What fantastic luck it is to be on the planet when everything mutates! May we be up to the task of bringing heaven down to earth. May we be worthy of the trust the universe is placing in us. Now get out there, Pisces, and enjoy the hell out of the epic and entertaining drama we're stewarding. This is the time to be a leader and a luminary.

- Freewill Astrology.

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I want to thank Winnipeg, again. Every time I return I am, once more, thrown into the unknown, the desire to know, the knowing. Once a year, a spoonful of situational existentialism is just what the doctor ordered.

The medicine goes down, pictures to follow,
LOCO

& here they be. st. b:






real men pose nude


this about sums it up.



When routine bites hard
& ambitions are low
& resentment runs high
but emotions won't grow
so we're changing our ways
taking different roads

& love, love will tear us apart again
love, love will tear us apart again

why is our bedroom so cold?
turned away on your side
was the timing that flawed
the respect has run dry
& yet there is still this appeal
that we've kept through our lives...

& love, love will tear us apart again
love, love will tear us apart again

you cry out in your sleep
all my failings exposed
get the taste in my mouth
as desperation takes hold
& there is something so good
just can't push it no more

& love, love will tear us apart again
love, love will tear us apart again.
love, love will tear us apart again
love, love will tear us apart again....


- Joy Division




thanks again, Winnipeg

LOCO