The infamous wall of walls! Keep this, don't paint around it, don't frame it and for God's sake, do NOT paint over it. While the Montreal boxers and Beetle Juice jumper answer many of my fleeting questions regarding the state of your mind, I am only semi-satisfied. I have one hundred delicious stories for you ma belle and one of them includes me hitting the shit out of your discarded one hitter. Many thanks. I love you one million salmon colored roses left at Buckingham Palace. Creepy (my mother's obsession with the royal family has [unfortunately] been passed down to her offspring), I know. While the gift of numbers and athletics completely and absolutely bypassed me during their routine of conception, I was bestowed with an entire lot of useless knowledge about the would-be princess and her fucked up family, her love for miniature Shetland ponies, not to mention Di's ability to fill a teacup with the splash from her perfect dive et al. Fuuuuuck. I miss you times a bazillion. We DO have the same moon though. Look up, chin up.
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The infamous wall of walls! Keep this, don't paint around it, don't frame it and for God's sake, do NOT paint over it. While the Montreal boxers and Beetle Juice jumper answer many of my fleeting questions regarding the state of your mind, I am only semi-satisfied. I have one hundred delicious stories for you ma belle and one of them includes me hitting the shit out of your discarded one hitter. Many thanks. I love you one million salmon colored roses left at Buckingham Palace. Creepy (my mother's obsession with the royal family has [unfortunately] been passed down to her offspring), I know. While the gift of numbers and athletics completely and absolutely bypassed me during their routine of conception, I was bestowed with an entire lot of useless knowledge about the would-be princess and her fucked up family, her love for miniature Shetland ponies, not to mention Di's ability to fill a teacup with the splash from her perfect dive et al. Fuuuuuck. I miss you times a bazillion. We DO have the same moon though. Look up, chin up.
One eyed wonder, your Madgesty.
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